cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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