windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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