it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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