she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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