You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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