she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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