this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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