Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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