Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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