You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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