Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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