Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I need moral support for this bender
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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