didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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