I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just googled if crying burns calories
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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