if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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