1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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