Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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