I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Randomize
