turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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