Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He uses pillows to masturbate.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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