All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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