it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I deserve to be covered in dicks
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
please don't ironically join a cult
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