question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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