belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Dear god my vagina.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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