do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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