Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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