Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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