a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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