I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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