Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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