Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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