haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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