omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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