YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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