real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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