it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
zippers are such a cool invention
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
