He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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