Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Can I color on your dick again?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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