ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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