In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
they need to just BURY HIM!
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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