Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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