Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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