I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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