Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize