she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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