i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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