What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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