Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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