I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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