where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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