I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
not ubering you a puppy
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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