Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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