Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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