So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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Sorry about my life...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I touched a dick in church today
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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