I bet he comes in French.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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