I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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