Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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